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Kidz Zone
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Halloween is on
Wednesday, October 31 -- are you ready? Here are some of my favorite Halloween
jokes and a cool recipe to get you in a scary mood! Also, make sure you
read the safety tips for Trick-or-Treating!
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Donald Kyle is
the Children's Editor for The TowneLaker. He is in Mrs. Chester's second
grade class at Bascomb Elementary. Donald is also the son of Gina Carr
Kyle and Don Kyle.
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Where did the
goblin throw the football?
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Over the ghoul line!
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Make
Your Own Blood!
Pour
half a bottle of light corn syrup into a bowl. Add hot water and stir
until you have the desired consistency. Squirt in some liquid soap to
make it easy to clean off later. Tint with red food coloring. If you want
the blood to be darker, add a drop of blue or green. Keep in the refrigerator
until ready to use. Smear on as needed for your bloody effect.
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Was Dracula ever
married?
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No, he's a bat-chelor!
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Why don't mummies
take vacations?
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They're afraid they'll
relax and unwind!
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What do you get
if you cross a cocker spaniel, French poodle and a ghost?
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A cocker-poodle-boo!
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What do children
ghosts have for lunch?
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A boo-loney sandwich!
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What type of
monster really loves
dance music?
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TRICK-OR-TREAT
SAFETY
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The boogie man!
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—- Be certain
you know where children will be Trick-or-Treating.
- Be sure an older sibling or adult accompanies
young children.
- Be certain to carry a flashlight or
wear light clothing so you can be seen by drivers.
- Walk to the side of the roadway or on
sidewalks and stay in an organized group.
- Parents should check all candy or fruit
to be certain it has not been tampered with or opened.
- Be respectful of resident's property
and lawns.
- Report any irregularities, mischief,
or criminal acts to Cherokee 911.
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What position
does a monster play on the soccer team?
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Ghoulie!
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What would you
do if a witch, and alien, Count Dracula and Frankenstein were at your
door?
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Hope it was Halloween!
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When does a skeleton
laugh?
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When something tickles
his funny bone!
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What does a weight-conscious
vampire drink?
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Blood Light!
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What do you call
the architectural plan of a haunted
house?
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A boo print!
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